Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Love & Lies

Once up on a Valentines Day...

[Anonymous kid] Daddy Daddy...

[Anonymous Dad] Yes Timmy !

[Ano...eh... Timmy] Daddy, I've got an assignment to write for school. Will you help me? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Dad] Oh ! Okay !! What's yr assignment on?

[Timmy] Love !

[Dad] Wow ! You have an assignment on it ? In my days, the teachers were against our er... assignments ;)

[Timmy] No Dad, we are supposed to write something on the meaning of love...its Valentines day, na !

[Dad] Love...hmm lemme see !

[Timmy] wait..wait... Lemme write it down... :)

[Dad] Love... Love is about Lies !

[Timmy] Lies ???

[Dad] You see, Timmy... All my life, i have said lies in love & i've found it to be the best gift you can give a person.

[Timmy] How, Dad?

[Dad] Well, the first time i met yr mom was for a Valentines day 7 yrs ago. She was not the hottest of chicks in college, if you know wt i mean...

[Timmy] Hot chick ?

[Dad] You get it in due time, son... ;)

Anyways... i saw this cute girl standing at a corner of the dance floor. I heard one of my friends say that she couldn't get any date for the party.

So here i was, cursing my luck as my date's grandmom expired n that left me in the same predicament ?

[Timmy] Pedica ??

[Dad] Predicament...means..eh, problem !

[Timmy] Oh...

[Dad] So i went upto yr Mom n told her.."Hey, How come such a beautiful lady like you does not have all the guys crooning over you?"

Now, i knew very well that even i wouldn't have asked her to dance if i had a choice, but it was that one little lie that got us together !

[Timmy] But Dad, aint it bad to lie ?

[Dad] Son, sometimes you have to lie to make the ppl you love happy !

Every Valentines day after that, i used to tell yr mom that she was the most beautiful girl in the whole world.

Now yes, i think she's cute & pretty in a special kind of way, but you tell me...Do you think she has the legs of Sharon Stone and the figure of Alicia Silverstone ?

[Timmy] Eh... I dont know any of these stones, dad !

[Dad] Hmm.. ok...Lets just say that yr mom was just an ordinary Wilma from the Flintstones !

[Timmy] I know Wilma ! I know Wilma !!

[Dad] Hehe... & then again...

When yr mom was pregnant with you... she used to ask me every day how she looked ? Did she look fat ?

Now frankly, she had gained about 30-40 pounds... & was always in one of her moods..

But i'd tell her.."Nooooooooooooo Honey, you are glowing ! You look fabulous !!

Now if i told her she looked like a fat cow, it would have hurt her !

[Timmy] Ya...

[Dad] So you see son...Love is when you say those little lies to keep someone happy !

ok... i've gotta go now... All the best with yr assignment...

[Timmy] Bye Dad !
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[Timmy] Love means lying ??? Maybe i'll ask Mom

Mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

[Timmy] Mom..Mom... i have an assignment for school...you will help me, na !

[Mom] Timmy, you know i'v to go out with daddy in another 1/2 hr

[Timmy] Pleaseeeeeeeee Mommy !

[Mom] ok...Timmy. wts the topic ?

[Timmy] Eh... Love !

[Mom] Love...Love is about knowing the goodness of a person's heart, honey !

[Timmy] Goodness of heart ? huh ?

[Mom] Its like this...

When i was in college, yr Dad used to tell me i should be in hollywood. Now i knew he was just lying, but i also knew that he dint want me in hollywood, but rt next to him!

& when i was pregnant, i used to look so fat i looked like Santa Claus ! But yr Dad would say i was looked weak n would feed me everything he could find !

His lies were so dumb, i even thought i had married a stupid...but the truth is that this stupid cared enough to lie...just to make me happy !

[Timmy] But... he was lying, rt ?

[Mom] Well honey...he was just being a guy !

& i knew everytime that he was lying to me... but every single time, i also knew that he said those lies coz he loved me !

[Timmy] Hmm...

[Mom] Ok honey... i'v to go get ready now. byeeeee
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Assignment

Topic : Love

Author : Timmy

Love... When someone lies to you n you smile... coz you know the person cares enough for yr happyness to lie to you !!!

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