Rajini Rocks!!!

Rajnikant rocks.. JJJ  
1.  Once a big stone obstructed Rajani's way.
He kicked high in sky and now it is so called
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.The MOON
 


 
2.  Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as
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SRI LANKA
 
 
3.  Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first...
But Einstein died after watching that...
bcoz..
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LIGHT came second...

4.Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race......
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Don't even try to guess wat happened
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Rajinikant won d race on neutral gear!
 
 

 5.  Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
 
 
6.  Once Rajinikant went to Bhopal for shooting and had a stomach upset.....and the result was..
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BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY...

  
7.  1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kicked him so hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom...
2day that boy is famous as "HARRY POTTER"...
 
 
   
 
8.  Before tom cruise,rajnikant was approached for
the movie "mission impossible"
but he refused
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as he found the title insulting
 
 

9.  Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyones surprise he started laughing and replied-Ennada Do you really think they are jokes?
 
 

10.  Rajni once taught a child how to play
 
counter strike and that guy is now
called..............
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"OSAMA BIN LADEN"
 
 
 
11.  Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to payhim back... .
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That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs
 
  

12.  Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.


 
13.  An e-mail was sent from Pune to Mumbai
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Rajnikant stopped it in Lonavla ... : D
 

14.  as a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to day activities,
today that diary called as.
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Guinness Book Of World Records


 
15.  once Rajnikan taught a kid how to enter a house without ringing the doorbell....
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today that kid is known as inspector Daya.




 
16.  Once a boy inserted A CD named rajnikanth
into his PC...
Guess wot...
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.His PC started Rotating around the CD rom


 
17.  Intel's new tag line for its processors ...
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"Rajnikanth Inside"
 

18.  Rajnikant's school time homework is now known as
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wikipedia  
 

19.  Rajnikant was caught on d highway for speeding................
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While walking



 
20.  Once Rajnikant taught a boy how to kiss. Now that boy is known as '.
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Emran Hashmi'
 

21.  When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look
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left and right before moving.
 

22.  After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.
 

23. Rajnikanth goes to court and sentences the judge...
 
 

24.  Rajnikanth kills harry potter in the 8th book.
 

25. Rajnikanth can kill Spiderman with BAYGON!!!
 

26. Time and tide, wait for Rajnikanth.....

 
 
27.  Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test... The rough sheet he used is known as ...
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OXFORD DICTIONARY !! :D  
 

28.  Rajnikanth has seen the face of the fat lady who owns the house in ...
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TOM and JERRY !! :D   
 

29.  If Rajnikant was born 100 years back, Britishers would have fought to get independence from India !! :) 
 
 
30.  The ultimate RAJNI fact :
 

Even GHAJINI remebers RAJNI !!!!!
 
Rajni Rox !!! :) 
 

31.  People who set CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year onwards.
 
Yes RAT paper....
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Rajnikant Aptitude Test !!! 

RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG
        ........ LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJINIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA !!!!!!!!!!
 
   
*       GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJINIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA !!!!!!!  
 
*        DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJINIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE.........!!!!!
 
*       RAJINIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED HE SHOULD SHARE ATLEAST ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD...... THUS....................... THE GOOGLE WAS BORN!!!!
 
 
 
*       WHY DO EARTHQUAKE OCCURS?????
        BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJINIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE!!!!!!!!!
 
*       WHY DID RAJINI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WITH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER?????
        ....................... TO PLAY CARROM!!!!!!

 
*       Rajnikanth’s next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.  

Rajini Vs Amitabh

 Rajini Vs Amitabh Bachan - Too Good

Rajnikant was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I know everyone  Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said. So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts :--- "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" ..Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical.After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says ."President Obama???", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts  .."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him".... And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying,  "!!!Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up". Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope????????" Amitabh Bachan replies ..."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Italy and I've known the Pope a long time". Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when  Rajini says, "This will never work...I cant catch the Pope's eye among all these people.Tell you what,I know all the guards...so let me just go upstairs and i'll come out on the balcony with the Pope.." he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican .. Sure enough,half an hour later,Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to Amitabh Bachan's side, Rajini asks him, "What happened?" Amitabh Bachan looks up and says, "I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the guy next to me asked.. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"

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