Thursday, March 10, 2011

Awesome Quotes


Awesome Quotes….
 

 
UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.
-Dennis Ritchie

 
Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.
—Ralph Johnson

 
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
-Fred Brooks

 
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it;
It's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
-Steve McConnell

 
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure,
and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell

 
(This is the best 1.....)
If debugging is the process of removing bugs,
Then programming must be the process of putting them in..
-Edsger Dijkstra

 
You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic;
You cannot have both at the same time.
–Bertrand Meyer

 
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.
-Alan J. Perlis

 
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring
aircraft building progress by weight.
-Bill Gates

 
The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time.
The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.
-Tom Cargill

 
Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs.
The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots.
So far the Universe is winning.
-Anonymous

 
Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.
Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works.
Programmers combine Theory and Practice:
Nothing works and they don't know why.

 
The Six Phases of a Project:
·        Enthusiasm
·        Disillusionment
·        Panic
·        Search for the Guilty
·        Punishment of the Innocent
·        Praise for non-participants

 

2 comments:

PaulY said...

wow ragni can probably duel chuck norris but im not so sure who is going to win. tamil is an indian language as ive researched on this website about indian export goods there also seems to be a lot of other things one can sell from india...im interested!!!

Darla said...

Well this post certainly reminds me of the time when I worked as a middle school teacher. It was a great job but the pay was not enough for my mortgage. Now I am working from home selling import export goods online, mostly digital items and gifts for this upcoming Christmas. My profits have been looking great and I was able to pay off my mortgage also. Everyone can do this, work from home and earn big profits online. The question is HOW and WHERE to find info.

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