Awesome Quotes

Awesome Quotes….

 

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UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.

-Dennis Ritchie

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Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.

—Ralph Johnson

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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

-Fred Brooks

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It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it;

It's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.

-Steve McConnell

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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure,

and the intelligent are full of doubt.

-Bertrand Russell

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(This is the best 1.....)

If debugging is the process of removing bugs,

Then programming must be the process of putting them in..

-Edsger Dijkstra

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You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic;

You cannot have both at the same time.

–Bertrand Meyer

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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.

-Alan J. Perlis

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Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring

aircraft building progress by weight.

-Bill Gates

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The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time.

The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.

-Tom Cargill

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Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs.

The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots.

So far the Universe is winning.

-Anonymous

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Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.

Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works.

Programmers combine Theory and Practice:

Nothing works and they don't know why.

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The Six Phases of a Project:

·        Enthusiasm

·        Disillusionment

·        Panic

·        Search for the Guilty

·        Punishment of the Innocent

·        Praise for non-participants

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Life - in Tamil

விடிகாலை விழித்து, வெந்நீரில் குளித்து,  வேகாத உணவினை விரும்பாமல் புசித்து, வாகன நெரிசலில் சாரலில் நனைந்து,  வேண்டா வெறுப்புடன் தொடங்குகிறது அந்நாள்.  புரியாத மொழி பேசும் கணினியை முறைத்து,  பிழையான வேலைக்காய் தன்மானம் தொலைத்து, உறவுகள் மறந்து உழைப்பதன் பலன்  மூக்குக்கண்ணாடியும், கொஞ்சம் முதுகு வலியும்.  பணி நிமித்தமாய் வெளிநாடு சென்ற நண்பன்  புதுப்புது இடங்களில் விதவிதமாய் ஃபேஸ்புக்கில் சிரிக்க,  பெங்களுரைத் தாண்டாத விரக்திகள் எரிச்சலைக் கிளப்புகிறது.  சென்னை வெயிலின் திடீர் மழையைப் போல சென்ற வாரம் பணியில் சேர்ந்த தேவதைக்கு காதலன் இருப்பதாய் கேட்டறிந்த உடனே பளிச்சென எறிந்த பல்புகள் அணைகிறது.  பாசமாக பேசும்,  பணிச்சுமை திணிக்கும், உயர்வாகப் பேசி குறைவாக மதிப்பிடும், அன்பான மேலாளரிடம் கேட்க தோன்றுகிறது

"நீங்க நல்லவரா? கெட்டவரா ?".  அலுவலக அரசியல் புரியாமல் விழித்து,  அறிவுக்கெட்டா தர்க்கங்களில் 'புரிந்தது' போல நடித்து,  வீட்டிற்கு செல்வதற்குள் "செல்லமே" கூட முடிந்து விடுகிறது.  செம்மறி ஆடுகள் பலிக்காக நேந்து விடப்படுகின்றன.  பொறியாளர்கள் பணிக்காக நேந்து விடப்படுகிறார்கள்.  ரொம்ப அனுபவிச்சு எழுதியிருக்காங்க...... :-)

Inspiring Quotes!!!

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!

Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like

expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.

Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,

but what we are inside .. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,

walk as if you don't care who rules the world!

That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes

that her daughter will marry a better man than she did

and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.

When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.

They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

   

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?

He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

   

   

8. So many options for suicide:

Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,

jumping from a building, lying on train tracks,

but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!

10. All desirable things in life are either

illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru

We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu ji ya chacha ji??? (which one you choose?)

12. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

Which makes it a logical statement that

90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!